Do NOT

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a coat of primer on the hall while drinking sangria.

I stepped right off the stool and into the paint tray.
No sangria was spilled.

Actually, other than feeling like a shmuck, it all worked out fine. I rolled the paint off the floor onto the wall and the rest cleaned up good enough since this flooring is being replaced. True story though- I had an incredible urge to spread the paint into a giant circle and paint a smiley face on it. Or maybe a jolly roger.

See? Even my shoe came clean.
I got skillz. Yo.